Author's definitions

Bluenited States

The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.

The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.

by Author June 29, 2006

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.

You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.

by author October 10, 2006

claptrap

Pretentious, pompous, nonsensical and or empty language (especially while pandering to an audience).

I've had enough of your claptrap.

by author September 6, 2006