4 definitions by Ausllyology
The worst fucking gonorrhea infected shit Disney has ever come up with and a complete ripoff of iCarly and Austin & Ally, which are better shows than this piece of aardvark shit will ever be. It has hella retarded jokes, the fuckin annoying laugh track than goes off at least 20 times in the episode, dumbass characters who act like monkeys on meth and crack, an annoying ear raping intro that sounds like nails on a chalkboard when you're wasted as fuck and have a migraine and an ear infection. Please, it would be better to slam your face with a fuckin sledge hammer for 30 straight minutes than suffer through an episode of this shit.
by Ausllyology October 26, 2016
A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.
Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.
by Ausllyology January 18, 2019
He's from the Disney Channel show Austin & Ally. He is played by Ross Lynch. Austin Moon is sex on a stick and I have no idea how Ally Dawson doesn't get the idea to sit on his face. Either that or give him a handjob or blowjob. Because I totally would.
Austin Moon is the Disney Channel character who I would totally want to eat my pussy right the fuck out.
by Ausllyology September 25, 2018
A fucking annoying YouTube and Vine personality who used to be on Bizaardvark, that fucking retarded show on Disney Channel. Also, he wrote the half-assed song It's Everyday Bro which we shouldn't wish on prisoners. Jake Fucking Paul is nothing more than a Jackass wannabe.
Jake Paul is a fucking asshole and a Jackass Wannabe. Johnny Knoxville would want to punch the living shit out of him.
by Ausllyology October 19, 2017