32 definitions by Aunt Tifa Lockhart
A series of political reforms that will follow the end of the reign of Trump and his surrogates (Pence, etc.). The reforms will consist of changing or removing key institutions that helped Trump hold power: the cult of personality that surrounded him, the Trumpist political system, and the system of immigrant camps, black-ops sites, and criminal justice system more authoritarian than the Gulags, all of which had either been created by him or revived when they were being phased out. The reforms might also include a presidential annulment of Trump's entire illegitimate presidency.
Can't wait for detrumpization.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 19, 2018
A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.
"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 14, 2020
*tips MAGA hat*
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2018
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
Of a scientist, to attempt to revive their discredited work by latching onto conspiracy theories instead of gracefully bowing out and dying with dignity.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
"What do you think the biggest issue is of 2020?" I asked.
"Butt hunter's emails," replied the buttery males in unison.
"Butt hunter's emails," replied the buttery males in unison.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 1, 2020