2 definitions by AtheosAeternus
The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.
Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
by AtheosAeternus December 1, 2015
The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.
Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
by AtheosAeternus February 2, 2016