Astor G.'s definitions

fundamentalcase

A hard-core member of the Religious Right. generally obsessively preaching the Word, telling you you're going to hell and has no tolerance for difference.

Pat Robertson is a fundamentalcase, plain and simple. Don't you get tired of hearing that every natural disaster is caused by gays, feminists, pagans and liberals?

by Astor G. November 26, 2007

scam spam

1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time.

2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.

1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam.

2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.

by Astor G. November 26, 2007

bootpole

A person who is so stupid that you can throw a boot at him and he will just stand there looking vacant.

Man I ran into a guy who is so dumb he thought a Mac Daddy was an old Apple computer. That guy is a bootpole.

by Astor G. October 26, 2007

trunk jungle

The unsightly pubic hair that sticks out of a man's swim trunks, usually around the top.

That guy shouldn't have a waxed chest and trunk jungle. It just doesn't look good.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007

infil-traitor

1. A person who poses as a member of a group but are doing so just to mess with their heads for the fun of it.

2. A person who poses as a member of a group in order to prey on them, argue, preach, or cause discord.

That guy I thought was someone in my class ended up being a 45 year old creep from another state. He mede me think all my friends were gossiping behind my back. He was an infil-traitor!

I found out that the guy who joined our pagan group was really a Christian fundamentalist arguing for Jesus's love. Right like I need to hear that. What an infil-traitor

by Astor G. November 26, 2007

bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.

Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007

perma-offended

A person who is in a permanent state of being offended because of {political correctness.} No matter what others say or do, they will find a reason to pounce on them for use of a word they don't like. The other party finds they have to walk on eggshells around them.

The guy who used the word niggardly to describe someone who is miserly and he was asked to leave his job by pressure from the perma-offended.

by Astor G. January 2, 2008