6 definitions by Aston Martin simp

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022

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Honda Odyssey

A minivan that is so slow and big. Good for cramming, bad for racing.

Odyssey Olivia: my Honda odyssey van will beat ur audi.
Audi Alex: Nah man, You Will Lose 100 Percent.
Odyssey Olivia: im better i will win n u will lose
Audi Alex: Surrreeeeee…

After Race:
Audi Alex: Me for the win, lezzz go!
Odyssey Olivia: ur cheating u dindt dserve 2 win
Audi Alex: What?
Odyssey Olivia: it was a tyop
Audi Alex: E moment

by Aston Martin simp October 15, 2022

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When you are unbelievably bored and just type type type.

He was so bored he just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

by Aston Martin simp August 23, 2022

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