6 definitions by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing
Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."
Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."
Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."
by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 23, 2007
Chodejaw is the painfully inevitable medical condition that ensues after giving head to a double-wide dick.
Fatty's brickdick barely penetrated my lips but its propensity in width had my sore chodejaw gumming at baby food for a month.
by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 12, 2007
When I was growing up: "Bats in the Cave" is when you spread a guy's shitter so you can buttfuck him but he's got a load of black dingleberries hangin' from his asshairs.
I was about to do damage to Pete's anus, but damn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: Bats in the Cave, dude. STANK.
by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing July 29, 2008
When facing your lover in bed, place on leg on top of another, another top of that, and the last on top of all three. The leg sandwich essentially allows for a more comfortable frontward-spooning and puts the aforementioned awkward appendages to better use.
If my husband and I don't leg sandwich while laying in bed, his fat belly gets so much in the way that I can't kiss him and I get spinal deformities when I have to arch my back so far up just to reach his face.
by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing May 21, 2008
Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.
Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.
by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 12, 2007
When a dude shoves his dong so far down your throat that you upchuck your meal of curried cayenne-peppered goat into your gullet right on his tonsil-jabber. Thus creating cockpuke.
(Happily munching) Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmehah asfhchchae raaaaaaaaaahfda -- fuck dude, cockpuke! (Spitup swallowed) You totally stabbed my trachea. (Gulp)
You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.
You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.
by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 23, 2007