2 definitions by Assassino

Top Definition
A penis looking for and deserving action.
After Jim went muff diving he shoved his sweet meat in my coochie and then cleaned my tailpipe.
by Assassino November 15, 2002
An extreme infatuation with feces.
My girlfriend refuses to go to the doctor about her severe case of fecalphelia.
by Assassino November 21, 2002

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