2 definitions by Assassino

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A penis looking for and deserving action.
After Jim went muff diving he shoved his sweet meat in my coochie and then cleaned my tailpipe.
by Assassino November 15, 2002

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An extreme infatuation with feces.
My girlfriend refuses to go to the doctor about her severe case of fecalphelia.
by Assassino November 21, 2002

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