Definitions by Ass Clown

bootleg cell phones 

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.

They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.

bootleg cell phones by ass clown March 22, 2004

bootleg scooter 

What people buy their daughter for her birthday when they think they are poor.

I got a bootleg scooter off ebay for my birthday.

bootleg scooter by ass clown March 22, 2004

spawn 

In multiplayer games, the place where a dead person or a person that has just joined is born or created.

Stop camping at my spawn, fucker.

spawn by ass clown October 19, 2003

road head 

To recieve a blowjob while operating a motorized vehicle.

I recieved road head while driving to Minneapolis today.

road head by ass clown February 8, 2003

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator by Ass Clown January 17, 2003

masturbate 

To jack one's beanstalk.
Or, to choke one's chicken.

I enjoy choking my chicken.

masturbate by Ass Clown November 3, 2002

underwear 

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

underwear by Ass Clown November 3, 2002