Pull apart the labia and blow into the vagina, then pinch it closed. Stand off to the side and release the lips. If it sputters, throw her back. If it whistles, she is a keeper.
Hey Randy, you ever blow up a pussy? Yes Bob. Why do you think I married your daughter!
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