1 definition by Asparagus Warfare

'Kay, all of you saying that this game makes you fat and ugly and unwashed and all that shit need to just shut the fuck up. Honestly.

World of Warcraft is a MMORPG by Blizzard. They say you can play casually and still level nicely but personally I believe that's bull shit, I've been playing since January, it's now July, and I've only gotten to level 54 of 70.

...of course, I'm really slow at it. But hell.

This is a very addictive game which, in my opinion, actually HELPS build social skills, because if you want to increase the levels, you have to cooperate with other players. Therein lies the incentive.

And who the blue bloody fuck said making friends there is a bad thing? Some of my best friends are people I can only see there---NOT because I'm dirty or nasty or stupid, but because I'm not yet old enough to go see them and they live in other states.

Don't be a dumbfuck. If you want to play, just try the damn thing, and fuck what everyone here says. Including me. What gives you the impression I know what I'm talking about?
"Congratulations! You just ran 20 miles really fast in the wrong fucking direction! You've made level 70 in World of Warcraft! Have a god damn cookie!"
by Asparagus Warfare July 10, 2007
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