2 definitions by Asmodeus the Magnificent

Top Definition
"hatejerking", verb: The act of masturbation performed under situations of duress or extreme emotional turmoil. See also, "rapejerking".
"That bitch pissed me off so bad I had to go to the bathroom and to do some hatejerking."

"Hatejerking?"

"Yeah. I got going so good I climaxed and punched myself right in the balls."
by Asmodeus the Magnificent September 22, 2011
"rapejerking", verb: Forced masturbation or sexual stimulation on an unwilling participant. See also, "hatejerking".
"Well, I now know that Todd is gay."

"Why?"

"I started jerking him off and he tried calling the cops. He said I was rapejerking him."
by Asmodeus the Magnificent September 22, 2011

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