Asmith's definitions

Magnafocals

When someone is wearing glasses that make their eyeballs look huge from magnification.

She looks like a frog, she's wearing her new magnafocals.

by Asmith November 8, 2013

Magnifocals

The Magnifocal look occurs when you have massive magnification of the eye from wearing super nerdy eye glasses.

She was totally jealous of his magnifocals. Like the way he can diagnose broken bones from 30 feet

by Asmith November 16, 2013

talking through a paper ass

Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.

Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."

by ASmith June 11, 2006