3 definitions by AsianSlayer

Seibel

Used to describe someone of low mental and emotional maturity. Seibels have no greater joy in life than making sloppy wet fart noises with their mouths. You know you're around a Seibel when you hear heavy breathing and nobody is doing any exercise in the vicinity. A Seibel is often identified by their collection of cats and sloppy outer appearance.

"Why is he always making immature jokes, he's such a Seibel"

"The world could do without all these Seibels running around."

"Wow he died? He was such a Seibel anyway, good riddance."

by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021

Jolliffe

Jolliffe is used to describe someone of superior mental and physical development. An immaculate specimen. A Jolliffe can frequenly be seen doing pushups with nothing but his massive, semi-erect phallus. Jolliffes are both good at math and picking heavy things up, only to put them down again before he flexes and his shirt rips off. Jolliffes have promiscuous natures, as women are constantly throwing themselves at their feet.

"Wow look at Jolliffe. That can't be real, he's stuffing his pants."

"How does Jolliffe just float above everyone else like that?"

"Jolliffe walked up to the urinal and I heard a splash. He was like 2 feet away!"

by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021

Barrett

Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.

"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"

"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"

-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"

by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021