274 definitions by Ashley
by Ashley November 29, 2005
the reason for my existence thursday nights at 8pm. also, the show that i cannot seem to remember is on at that time!
by Ashley November 24, 2004
Teacher: "MICHELLE YOU GOT DETENTION"
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."
by Ashley December 11, 2004
by Ashley March 30, 2005
When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by Ashley June 17, 2003
by Ashley October 31, 2003