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About 33% of men have cut dicks.
by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019
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1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes
1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.
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A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess
Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?
by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019
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