3 definitions by Ascension Is Homophobic
(Not to be confused with its non-premium and basic premium similar subscriptions, LGBTQ and LGBTQ+) A subscription to LGBTQIAPOS+, including the first basic lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer/questioning, intersexual, asexual/aroace/aromantic, polyamory, omnisexual, sapphic, and more that aren’t the main 12.
-Includes gifts such as “IM GAY AND PROUD” bright rainbow pride month items from those who know
-People telling you your gender is made up, and that using neopronouns is snowflake behavior
-People telling you you’re too young/straight/religious
-No offense but…. (Insert homophobic thing)
They update regularly, but subscriptions can be up to 24 dollars a month to unlock other orientations, and items with their flags. (Other Orientations include: Dreamgender, DIDgender, OSDDgender, gaygender, homoromantic, heteroromantic, and many, many more)
-Includes gifts such as “IM GAY AND PROUD” bright rainbow pride month items from those who know
-People telling you your gender is made up, and that using neopronouns is snowflake behavior
-People telling you you’re too young/straight/religious
-No offense but…. (Insert homophobic thing)
They update regularly, but subscriptions can be up to 24 dollars a month to unlock other orientations, and items with their flags. (Other Orientations include: Dreamgender, DIDgender, OSDDgender, gaygender, homoromantic, heteroromantic, and many, many more)
Example one:
Gay LGBTQ user: I’ve been thinking of getting LGBTQ+
Omnisexual LGBTQIAPOS+ user: I recommend you get LGBTQIAPOS+, it’s much better AND you get the homophobic family members!
Example two:
LGBTQIAPOS+ Developer: I think that we should update tomorrow, we just updated 6 minutes ago.
LGBTQIAPOS+ Director: No, we need to update atleast 67 times a day.
Gay LGBTQ user: I’ve been thinking of getting LGBTQ+
Omnisexual LGBTQIAPOS+ user: I recommend you get LGBTQIAPOS+, it’s much better AND you get the homophobic family members!
Example two:
LGBTQIAPOS+ Developer: I think that we should update tomorrow, we just updated 6 minutes ago.
LGBTQIAPOS+ Director: No, we need to update atleast 67 times a day.
by Ascension Is Homophobic August 7, 2022
Name used to describe the juice-like water made by watertok. It is often filled with skinny syrups and flavor packets, and often used with sugar free products and made in Stanley cups.
person one: “oh my goodness. did you see that girl on watertok who made a grandma’s salad water? I love skinny juice.”
person two: “i know! one of my favorite skinny juice recipes, behind that s’mores flavor”
person two: “i know! one of my favorite skinny juice recipes, behind that s’mores flavor”
by Ascension Is Homophobic May 12, 2023
Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022