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2 definitions by AsSeriousAsMan

1. Degutis
verb.

The act of giving double blowjobs, one after the other, without any time to re-load. Or, more simply, giving two blowjobs within 60 seconds of each other.
Dude, last night she degutis-ed me. I didn't know what to do, my dick feels strangled, i only recharged like halfway through the second one.
2. Lowey
noun.

A guy who is better friends with your girlfriend than you are. Constantly cockblocking and belittling you; he is the bane to your existence.
Swear to g-d, bro, if you keep being a Lowey, i'll cut off your cockblocking, girly balls.
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