3 definitions by Arthur in Hoboken
Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.
Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!
Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.
Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.
by Arthur in Hoboken March 26, 2016
Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
by Arthur in Hoboken August 19, 2015
Located at the oldest restaurant on The Hill, this long table doubles as both a quick hot lunch takeout for the daily special as well as a place to take a shvitz.
Lunch today was great. I hit up the steam table on my way back to the office and got myself a delicious pasta and also got to see Doug nude.
by Arthur in Hoboken July 27, 2018