58 definitions by Arnie Grape
I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021
1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).
2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.
by Arnie Grape September 11, 2021
The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.
After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.
by Arnie Grape June 12, 2021
by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021
Your extremely intoxicated friend who volunteers to drive everyone home even though he or she is in no shape to do so.
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021
A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.
by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021