12 definitions by Arika Cho cho Butterface
An average hillbilly that loves MAGA, President Donald Trump, Worshipping Fake Jesus, Harassing Minorities, Sucking up handguns and eating shit at the same time while fucking their 2nd cousin with expired Condoms. but Relying on Food stamps and hates anything "Obama-Related." Forgetting that they use stolen toilet paper drinking Budwiesers and do drugs while watching the next episode of Barney and Friends on PBS Kids on their Stolen Old Standard TV. They are the worst Rural Motherfuckers Money can't buy. They like to drink Jack Daniel's Whisky found in the dumpster, eat a shitload of McDonald's McNuggets and Drink the Cheapest Starbucks Coffee while carrying with Semi-Automatic Weapons and go to Church and pray Falling Black cocks while Snorting Smarties to get high. You Can find these Nature's trash in Parts of Montana all the way to Texas. They sometimes act like Bill Cosby and yell "Pokemon is for little babies and shit!"
This is what you see in America, the 30% of what USA Call an MAGA Redneckian-American. This is how they communicate daily.
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface May 11, 2020
Basically, The Definition of a Proud Loser and an Average White people from the Suburbs going like Monkeys throwing with your own feces but instead of Poop is bullets from their Assault Weapons that works like a BB gun and water gun! Raising “Trump 2020” Flags and often use the hashtag stop the steal on Twitter and Facebook! These people love racist Gatherings and is 100% why Pizza Hut went fucked that 1 year. They are also known to eat Fatburger while sipping their straws with Coke filled with Extra Lard. Either that, or eating at a subway adding some cocaine in the sandwiches to be more monkey-like while watching Teletubbies on their smartphones or whatnot!
In December 2020, America has witness a bunch Monkeys from Rural Towns because of Donald Trump’s Defeat. These horny Bastards are scared of Democracy in the USA. So, They did what Poor Rednecks did. They started a Revolution known as “Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights” Imagine Bum Fights but way worse. Instead of Homeless people getting beat up it’s the Black Churches and Communities. They gave the Police the Middle finger and yell “We suck Trump’s orange dick for 2020!” While getting shot by the Police for ignoring their Warning about Looting in a typical Urban setting. They are scared Smoke Bombs, Wookie from Jersey Shore, and a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar because they think differently about that brand compared to other brands of Chocolate. They also are hypocrites and love KFC! The stupidest group of motherfuckers in planet earth. These animals can’t tell the difference between Hawaii and Kenya Apart! They make Special ED Students look like Geniuses, because these Proud Losers are dumber than a sweet Potato!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 13, 2020
A Group that was against Good and happy Otakus. Mainly to grab every American's Attention Those Souls are Evil because They were Parents were a part ofSicilian Mafia members and got caught Chakka Chakka Dangerously During Last years Halloween. They acted like Thugs Other Terms, A Communist
group of Gangsters that Believe that their Happy Anti-hero Leader who happens to be an Ex-German Female Soldier that Role-Plays with Innocent
People and Invite them into her into a Creepy Ice Cream Truck. Which had all the Houdini Sackamarijuana they can Smoke and enough HoneyBuns to last a whole Decade!
Little did they know a CD-R Appeared that Offered Free Twinkies, Free Chocolate Pudding and Melted the Brain and believed that Roleplaying is Happy PiggyStyle Song developed by KiddieScripts! All these Furries Know in life is: Hustle, Get Laid, Draw Furries, and Serve their Happy Dictator that is the Ex-German Soldier alongside with a new Pokémon that went insane! Recently, that Ex-German Piggy Lost her Chanel Purse in the middle of a Parking Lot where She was later sentenced to Mental Asylum She lied to everyone and Smacked her sister with a Can of Nutella that she
stole from Toy-mart HandelsgmbH. They went FreeLoading and Drove all across Oakland, CA until They were caught somewhere Downloading Bestiality Porn and Enjoying Cheesecakes off of Two Animals that they Roleplayed with too much and They all laughed and said "Now that's what we call a real Ice Cream basket!"
group of Gangsters that Believe that their Happy Anti-hero Leader who happens to be an Ex-German Female Soldier that Role-Plays with Innocent
People and Invite them into her into a Creepy Ice Cream Truck. Which had all the Houdini Sackamarijuana they can Smoke and enough HoneyBuns to last a whole Decade!
Little did they know a CD-R Appeared that Offered Free Twinkies, Free Chocolate Pudding and Melted the Brain and believed that Roleplaying is Happy PiggyStyle Song developed by KiddieScripts! All these Furries Know in life is: Hustle, Get Laid, Draw Furries, and Serve their Happy Dictator that is the Ex-German Soldier alongside with a new Pokémon that went insane! Recently, that Ex-German Piggy Lost her Chanel Purse in the middle of a Parking Lot where She was later sentenced to Mental Asylum She lied to everyone and Smacked her sister with a Can of Nutella that she
stole from Toy-mart HandelsgmbH. They went FreeLoading and Drove all across Oakland, CA until They were caught somewhere Downloading Bestiality Porn and Enjoying Cheesecakes off of Two Animals that they Roleplayed with too much and They all laughed and said "Now that's what we call a real Ice Cream basket!"
Protagonist: Holy shit! Did you steal my MiniVan?
Anthro Gangster: WTF, Are you Serious? How'd you Know
Protagonist: You Obviously Invaded California, For some reason My pet Budgie Stop Chirping and he died?
Anthro Gangster: Oh Shit..... man I don't give a Flying fuck
Protagonist: Was this group Reported as the Thug Life of Animals and her Ice Cream Truck?
Anthro Gangster: Oh My God, How'd you Know about this
Protagonist: You know it's funny you ask because I smelled something wierd inside my MiniVan and this Person Wrote "Ice Cream Truck" all over my Vehicle
Anthro Gangster: I didn't do it
Protagonist: Yeah, sure you didn't then How come Your Hands are filled with Animal Blood
Anthro Gangster: OH my did I do that?
Protagonist: You Sir, were a member of Anthro-Junkies
Anthro Gangster: WTH, Man How'd you know.......
Protagonist: Isn't it Obvious, You First off Stole my MiniVan, Then You Forced Doctors in CA to Develop some sort of
strange and fake Prescription Weed, And most of all why is my MiniVan Full of Twinkies, HoneyBuns, Trojan Condoms
and Pictures of Bronies on Fire?
Anthro Gangster: Oh snap, I swear to god I didn't do that!
Protagonist: Oh Yeah, Then How come Your Hands are filled with *smells* OH MY GOD, You Killed my Budgie You Monster... I'm gonna go call the Cops on you and Put you in Prison
Anthro Gangster: WTF, Are you Serious? How'd you Know
Protagonist: You Obviously Invaded California, For some reason My pet Budgie Stop Chirping and he died?
Anthro Gangster: Oh Shit..... man I don't give a Flying fuck
Protagonist: Was this group Reported as the Thug Life of Animals and her Ice Cream Truck?
Anthro Gangster: Oh My God, How'd you Know about this
Protagonist: You know it's funny you ask because I smelled something wierd inside my MiniVan and this Person Wrote "Ice Cream Truck" all over my Vehicle
Anthro Gangster: I didn't do it
Protagonist: Yeah, sure you didn't then How come Your Hands are filled with Animal Blood
Anthro Gangster: OH my did I do that?
Protagonist: You Sir, were a member of Anthro-Junkies
Anthro Gangster: WTH, Man How'd you know.......
Protagonist: Isn't it Obvious, You First off Stole my MiniVan, Then You Forced Doctors in CA to Develop some sort of
strange and fake Prescription Weed, And most of all why is my MiniVan Full of Twinkies, HoneyBuns, Trojan Condoms
and Pictures of Bronies on Fire?
Anthro Gangster: Oh snap, I swear to god I didn't do that!
Protagonist: Oh Yeah, Then How come Your Hands are filled with *smells* OH MY GOD, You Killed my Budgie You Monster... I'm gonna go call the Cops on you and Put you in Prison
by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 2, 2014
- an n-word moment but 200 times worse. Instead of being Homogenous it's a bit a Women Theory. It's like having two women beat the living shit out of each other while Snorting Coffee like it's Crack! They usually fight over the stupidest situation..... It could be stuff like: Over a Hot guy, Over the last Husbando Figure in Anime-Cons stuff like that. Unlike the N-word moment this could happen to any 2 women and it's harder to stop once it's started! It is so bad that an average Emo bitch fucks a Dude outside her Race and eats Chocolate chip cookie cake and drinks Redbull for the Aftermath while in the hospital. The other woman well, She goes to Jail and her pussy is Fistbait!
When 2 women come up the street and you guys are like "OMFG, There's a cat fight!" Then this my Friends is
a Rina moment. Being Self-destructive without their Boyfriends or Girlfriends if they were lesbian noticing
Girl #1: Hey, Watch it you dumb Rina Emo!
Girl #2: Bitch, WTF did you just say?
Girl #1: Mother fucker, We're gonna tear some shit up!
Girl #2: Okay your on for it, Bitch! My Name is Rebecca you dumbass!
*Both Women Pull their hairs and starts fighting and ends up using their Purses to bash each other!
Some Security guy: Freeze You Women are under Arrest!
*ignore the Police Citation and the Officer shoots them with a Taser gun*
Rina Moments are Unforseeable, If women had their own category of what Turns a Guy off, They would probably eat Their own Pubic Hair Because It's so bad it's listed as number 3.
1) Child Support
2) Over a Hot Guy
3) Rina Moments
4) Make-up Fights
5)Stripper Club Tips
It's a True Fact and I cannot Lie!
a Rina moment. Being Self-destructive without their Boyfriends or Girlfriends if they were lesbian noticing
Girl #1: Hey, Watch it you dumb Rina Emo!
Girl #2: Bitch, WTF did you just say?
Girl #1: Mother fucker, We're gonna tear some shit up!
Girl #2: Okay your on for it, Bitch! My Name is Rebecca you dumbass!
*Both Women Pull their hairs and starts fighting and ends up using their Purses to bash each other!
Some Security guy: Freeze You Women are under Arrest!
*ignore the Police Citation and the Officer shoots them with a Taser gun*
Rina Moments are Unforseeable, If women had their own category of what Turns a Guy off, They would probably eat Their own Pubic Hair Because It's so bad it's listed as number 3.
1) Child Support
2) Over a Hot Guy
3) Rina Moments
4) Make-up Fights
5)Stripper Club Tips
It's a True Fact and I cannot Lie!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface February 21, 2015
A Schtbitzelface fat chick who disguises herself a Dragon-like furry. To make stuff worse, She is where Mercedes Benz is Made from. Yes, This fat Chick claims she’s from Germany. Also, if you guys speak german or Slovakian please stay away from this fat whale but as far away as you can!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
At a Furry Convention in Bratislava, Slovakia:
Patvoy: Eh, what’s up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, it’s that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and she’s German. Isn’t that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!
Patvoy: Eh, what’s up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, it’s that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and she’s German. Isn’t that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface February 24, 2020