2 definitions by Arianna MK
When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.
"Yesterday I was at PacSun, minding my own buisiness, when I got clerk-lurked by Johnny the sales associate again."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."
by Arianna MK December 20, 2014
A creepy, irrational shitling of a man. The part of this compound word, "boi," is used because it is clear that the kuntboi's brain isn't fully developed yet. Kuntbois differ from fuckboys, in that while the fuckboy's main goal is to fuck, the kuntboi's goal in life is to be a kunt.
"Hey, man, why do you look so uncomfortable?"
"This creepy dude just messaged me on FB, asking for a description of my pussy."
"Who the fuck would do that??"
"P.J."
"Oh him? That little kuntboi? Don't worry, he's just never gotten any, and he prob never will."
"This creepy dude just messaged me on FB, asking for a description of my pussy."
"Who the fuck would do that??"
"P.J."
"Oh him? That little kuntboi? Don't worry, he's just never gotten any, and he prob never will."
by Arianna MK December 22, 2016