microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
mugGet the microwaved cucumbermug.

farts over sharts

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.
by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022
mugGet the farts over shartsmug.