Definitions by AriAndJoe

microwaved cucumber 

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

microwaved cucumber by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

farts over sharts 

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

farts over sharts by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022