Definitions by Archibald Wednesday

Splurge Monkey 

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"

Splurge Monkey by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

nefarious muppet 

An evil muppet possessed by the spirit of the devil that goes on a rampage attempting to kill all good muppets and their creator, GOD.

"Stop trying to kill me you nefarious muppet!"

nefarious muppet by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005