4 definitions by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid

Pregnant

You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms

Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2020

iPhone X

You're basically paying $1,000 for features that are gone. I'd rather have features than lose features. It's a phone make by MISTAKE.

Check out my "sick" iPhone X
Check that out, a Samsung Galaxy S8 rip-off!
What
It has similar features that Android phones have.
Like what
Wireless charging that existed years ago
It's one thousand dollars
Mines is $450, plus a headphone jack
Damn.

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018

Peice

A firearm, typically a handgun.

Get in the car, get your peice ready. Finna pull up on their block!

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid January 5, 2020