7 definitions by Apple cookie master

Yeet, Code: lazar, yeah... that's about all there is to say about the legend, Lazarbeam. He is a bot at Fortnite and needs Fresh to carry him. At least he completed Minecraft in the vegan mode! He tattooed himself memes and a code for a fucking game! Insane.. Or Stupid.. But I respect him..

Yeet!!
Ahh, you know there is a new skin in Fortnite?
Yeah I bought the new skin with code: lazar!
Lazarbeam is a bot.
by Apple cookie master November 19, 2019
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Shit, Stupid, Yeah.. That's about all there is.. He is trash at life and fortnite, even his sister says he's bad at it...

If you accidently bump into him ( which you most likely have..), he be like: wave after wave, wave after wave...

You've probably already seen him though because he's everywhere...
AAHH, I'm finally away from him in China..
Oh' shit!!!! He's in the mountains!!! I'm flying to Australia..
Ok... Now im safe..
OMG!!!! He's in sydney taking a shit

That proves that kawian is everywhere
by Apple cookie master November 18, 2019
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You look this website up when youre bored in class, and even I made this post while being in my German class!! Keep searching !! Have a boring day in school!!

Good luck...
Shit, I'm bored man... Let's search on Urban Dictionary!!

Dude 2: YEah, man....
by Apple cookie master November 18, 2019
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You are reading this while in school 95%
School is boring
by Apple cookie master November 18, 2019
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A game that you mostly play during class. It's a really time killer if you're doing classes. Just keep this game up on your pc and put it on another tab. Then press Alt and Tab and you can change page so your teacher cant see it... Muahahaha

Now.. Keep playing it now or listen to your teacher again, because you're probably in class while reading this..
Teacher: I see that kid playing games..
Kid: Alt and Tab. > Nothing to see here...

Teacher: I know youre playing 2048 now gimme your computer
Kid: I'll let you play..
Teacher: Hell yeah
by Apple cookie master November 19, 2019
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When you see him for the time you'll be in shock since his head is an literal egg! His parents are chickens but with that giant head, he is pretty smart, gotta say that. He is a really good friend but can sometimes be annoying. He be like, they see me cracking, from the wall... He can sometimes also be a real pussy, but otherwise he's a good guy...
Ohh, look at that weirdo over their with that weird head!!
Hey, that's Gustav, the school's pussy.

Hope no one smashes that egg off his head..

(He does not have an egg head or a big head. this is for comedy purposes ONLY)
by Apple cookie master November 22, 2019
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