7 definitions by Apple Byter

GF

To be Gluten Free or Gender fluid. Same difference.

(please note I am Gender fluid I can make this joke, thank you)

"Hey are you GF?"

"Yes I am thanks for asking"

"No problem the noodles will be here soon"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

standard underscoah measurement system

The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,

The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers

"what measurement system do you use?"

"I use the standard underscoah measurement system"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Apple_Byter

The Assistant Flatbread to The Kingdom of Bread. Is obsessed with space and certain anime. Cant stop talking about blimps and is always behind with the memes. They are quite protective of their friends and think they are terrible at drawing even though they really aren't.

"Wheres Apple_Byter?"

"Playing Kerbal Space Program."

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Sammy

Sammies usually form bonds with its counterpart, Rainmaker. These two are likely become friends and usually share the same spot on the social hierarchy. A Sammy is very active in its natural habitat unlike Rainmaker, which is always off doing something else. Scientists have confirmed that Sammies are known to possess feelings from time to time. An effort has been made to capture this rare occurrence in the wild but no success so far.

Sammies have been found with other counterparts besides a Rainmaker such as Apple_Byter's. In rare cases a Sammy, Rainmaker, and Apple_Byter all travel in a group.

Sammies are local and talkative.

-Look, there goes a heard of Sammies

-Do you think our Sammy is in there?

by Apple Byter April 10, 2020

Community Guidelines

That really long thing nobody reads but agrees too anyways. See also Content Guidelines.

"I agree to the community guidelines"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

The Kingdom of Bread

The Kingdom of Bread is a Discord server that was established January 25th, 2020. It was established by Assistant Flatbread, Apple_Byter and is currently ruled by Emperor Breadstick, rainmaker. TKoB uses the standard underscoah measurement system and currently has no active currency. It has a cooking show that the Emperor Breadstick hosts and has frequent game nights. There are no taxes in TKoB and its only export is bread. for some reason.

"Where are ya off to?"

"The Kingdom of Bread"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020