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Science fiction. Stems from the fact that most nerds crave science fiction as much as most other people crave sex. Related to nerdsex. However, unlike that word it's not the nerd equalent of porn as nerds watch regular porn.
Nerd 1: "Wanna watch some nerdporn?"
Nerd 2: "Only if we can discuss every detail of it for hours afterwards!"
Nerd 2: "Only if we can discuss every detail of it for hours afterwards!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
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by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
Get the tarzan mug.Playing Dungeons & Dragons or WarHammer or similar games. Does not include computer games.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.
I may not be having sex, but at least I'm having nerdsex!
Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"
Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
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