Apfelstrudel's definitions
A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.
Sometimes towie is used instead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.
Sometimes towie is used instead.
McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."
Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."
Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."
by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006
Get the towelmug. by Apfelstrudel October 24, 2008
Get the blowbomug. Science fiction. Stems from the fact that most nerds crave science fiction as much as most other people crave sex. Related to nerdsex. However, unlike that word it's not the nerd equalent of porn as nerds watch regular porn.
Nerd 1: "Wanna watch some nerdporn?"
Nerd 2: "Only if we can discuss every detail of it for hours afterwards!"
Nerd 2: "Only if we can discuss every detail of it for hours afterwards!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
Get the nerdpornmug.