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Hax is a common word said by a noob from a online game who gets killed by a professional player, thus the noob cries out "OMG HAX!!1" because the noob expects to be a god in a game when he/she really just sucks.

The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.
(Noob1 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one

(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)
by Anti-bser-missile February 26, 2008
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A Wikipedia spin off website that has been rumored is created by rejects from message boards, etc for vandilism.

Techincally the website shows grotesque images and has misinformative articles. Formed a few years ago. Apparnelty the objective of the writers at ED are trying to lul people. Most people take it seriously when it is ctually supposed to be dark humor, however many people believe that it even fails in such a category of humor.

The website also displays excessive racism, and sexual content. Along with the disturbing images and miseducating articles the vocabulary and grammar there are the work of pre-school students with excess dirty language. the webiste will make fun of anything, with very terrible examples of criticism and facts. The site displays images that are often photoshopped or grotesque. Along with that they show racist profiling and anti-semite.
Typical article in Encyclopedia dramatica.

The lurkers of devianTART who dig up all the glorious lulz and tell the truth about this place. Be they banned or spurned, these dedicated men and women pursue their intended targets with CONSTANT VIGILANCE and UNWAVERING DEDICATION.
by Anti-bser-missile October 8, 2008
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