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When a person, usually shy or insecure; sees another person who they think is incredibly attractive, and then can't think straight as a result of seeing the attractive person. After which, the person thinks to him/herself and becomes in disbelief and low self-esteem that they can't ask that person out because they aren't "worthy" to ask out someone so appealing.
This is golden heart syndrome, the act of throwing one self away from potential romance in belief that "they deserve better". Golden heart syndrome also has other side effects, such as refusing to ask someone out because the person they are going to ask might already be spoken for, thus it would be intrusive on that person's relationship.
This is golden heart syndrome, the act of throwing one self away from potential romance in belief that "they deserve better". Golden heart syndrome also has other side effects, such as refusing to ask someone out because the person they are going to ask might already be spoken for, thus it would be intrusive on that person's relationship.
*Shy dude with Golden Heart Syndrome walks into store and notices one of the ladies there was extremely beautiful that he previously seen there before. *
Beautiful lady: "Hey, welcome to PC shop, what can I help you with?"
Shy dude: "Umm uhhh right, I was uh.. Looking for a... Actually, I think I need to go..."
*Shy dude rushes out the door, sweating and nervous to get fresh air.*
Shy dude: "I don't deserve her. She needs someone better than me."
Pedestrian: "You ok pal? You look all riled up!"
Shy dude: "Oh me? I... I think i'll be ok..."
Beautiful lady: "Hey, welcome to PC shop, what can I help you with?"
Shy dude: "Umm uhhh right, I was uh.. Looking for a... Actually, I think I need to go..."
*Shy dude rushes out the door, sweating and nervous to get fresh air.*
Shy dude: "I don't deserve her. She needs someone better than me."
Pedestrian: "You ok pal? You look all riled up!"
Shy dude: "Oh me? I... I think i'll be ok..."
by Anti-bser-missile January 13, 2013
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Techincally the website shows grotesque images and has misinformative articles. Formed a few years ago. Apparnelty the objective of the writers at ED are trying to lul people. Most people take it seriously when it is ctually supposed to be dark humor, however many people believe that it even fails in such a category of humor.
The website also displays excessive racism, and sexual content. Along with the disturbing images and miseducating articles the vocabulary and grammar there are the work of pre-school students with excess dirty language. the webiste will make fun of anything, with very terrible examples of criticism and facts. The site displays images that are often photoshopped or grotesque. Along with that they show racist profiling and anti-semite.
Techincally the website shows grotesque images and has misinformative articles. Formed a few years ago. Apparnelty the objective of the writers at ED are trying to lul people. Most people take it seriously when it is ctually supposed to be dark humor, however many people believe that it even fails in such a category of humor.
The website also displays excessive racism, and sexual content. Along with the disturbing images and miseducating articles the vocabulary and grammar there are the work of pre-school students with excess dirty language. the webiste will make fun of anything, with very terrible examples of criticism and facts. The site displays images that are often photoshopped or grotesque. Along with that they show racist profiling and anti-semite.
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The lurkers of devianTART who dig up all the glorious lulz and tell the truth about this place. Be they banned or spurned, these dedicated men and women pursue their intended targets with CONSTANT VIGILANCE and UNWAVERING DEDICATION.
The lurkers of devianTART who dig up all the glorious lulz and tell the truth about this place. Be they banned or spurned, these dedicated men and women pursue their intended targets with CONSTANT VIGILANCE and UNWAVERING DEDICATION.
by Anti-bser-missile January 19, 2009
Get the Encyclopedia Dramatica mug.Hax is a common word said by a noob from a online game who gets killed by a professional player, thus the noob cries out "OMG HAX!!1" because the noob expects to be a god in a game when he/she really just sucks.
The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.
The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.
(Noob1 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one
(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one
(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)
by Anti-bser-missile February 26, 2008
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Player2: Lol wut?
Player3: Wtf... *** admins blocking ****!
Player1: Omg Teh suxxorz!
Player2: Rofl.
Player1: Fine then, i haves a hooge Cauk!
Player2: There you go.
Player3: Hahaha!
Player2: Lol wut?
Player3: Wtf... *** admins blocking ****!
Player1: Omg Teh suxxorz!
Player2: Rofl.
Player1: Fine then, i haves a hooge Cauk!
Player2: There you go.
Player3: Hahaha!
by Anti-bser-missile June 21, 2008
Get the Cauk mug.Emo kids are mentally ill people who are always depressed, feel rejected or hated.
Usually they have the appearance as a goth only more depressed and tipped over. Some emos get so upset with their live they will inflict pain on themselves such as using Exacto blades to cut themselves with. This is usually the first sign that the life they have is dangerous.
Emos are generally idiots in my opinion, because they never look at the bright side of things and always push downwards and listen to depressing stressful music instead of nice classical or something other than "IM GUNNA FUKKIN DIE IF I DUNT SEE MAH LIFE GOING OVER WITH THE DEMONS OF SHIT!!! ROOOOAARRRRRR"
Usually they have the appearance as a goth only more depressed and tipped over. Some emos get so upset with their live they will inflict pain on themselves such as using Exacto blades to cut themselves with. This is usually the first sign that the life they have is dangerous.
Emos are generally idiots in my opinion, because they never look at the bright side of things and always push downwards and listen to depressing stressful music instead of nice classical or something other than "IM GUNNA FUKKIN DIE IF I DUNT SEE MAH LIFE GOING OVER WITH THE DEMONS OF SHIT!!! ROOOOAARRRRRR"
by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008
Get the emo kids mug.Someone who likes to troll, a person who either intentionally or pointlessly yells and swears and insults someone with no or some purpose. Usually spawned by agruements, disagreements, or just hatred. Trolling can also be conducted as a self-entertainment to the troller by causing a ignition in chat or in a internet forum.
Trolling is usually accompanied with spam, capital letters, bad grammar, and immature comments. They can be racist, elitest, or anything else that has to do with stereotypes.
Trolling is usually accompanied with spam, capital letters, bad grammar, and immature comments. They can be racist, elitest, or anything else that has to do with stereotypes.
Forum Poster: Hey, i was wondering does anyone know the address to the Rock concert?
Troller: FUK U YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU SUCK COCK CUZ YOU ARE A ROCK LOVER GO BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKHEAD!!!1one
Troller: FUK U YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU SUCK COCK CUZ YOU ARE A ROCK LOVER GO BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKHEAD!!!1one
by Anti-bser-missile February 20, 2009
Get the Troller mug.A Soap Opera based on depressed woman and men. IT is really fucked because it makes the world look so evil.
The acting is quite terrible and is a blight on TV.
The acting is quite terrible and is a blight on TV.
One episode of All My Children:
Bionca: The reason i murdered your father is because he tried to rape me.
Bionca: The reason i murdered your father is because he tried to rape me.
by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008
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