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Encyclopedia Dramatica

A Wikipedia spin off website that has been rumored is created by rejects from message boards, etc for vandilism.

Techincally the website shows grotesque images and has misinformative articles. Formed a few years ago. Apparnelty the objective of the writers at ED are trying to lul people. Most people take it seriously when it is ctually supposed to be dark humor, however many people believe that it even fails in such a category of humor.

The website also displays excessive racism, and sexual content. Along with the disturbing images and miseducating articles the vocabulary and grammar there are the work of pre-school students with excess dirty language. the webiste will make fun of anything, with very terrible examples of criticism and facts. The site displays images that are often photoshopped or grotesque. Along with that they show racist profiling and anti-semite.
Typical article in Encyclopedia dramatica.

The lurkers of devianTART who dig up all the glorious lulz and tell the truth about this place. Be they banned or spurned, these dedicated men and women pursue their intended targets with CONSTANT VIGILANCE and UNWAVERING DEDICATION.
by Anti-bser-missile January 19, 2009
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2012

The alleged year of doomsday. December 21st, 2012. The year where idiots crowd the streets shouting out prophecies to the other idiots who believe it will happen. Doomsday was believed to be Y2k but it was then moved over to 2012 because of the Mayan calendar's date ending in 2012 sparks out desperate theories that we are all going to die. Planet X is a internet hoax, etc.

The problem with modern society is that people listen to idiots who barely have a chunk of knowledge in astronomy and physics clinging to thier stupid spiritual rhetorical philosophies.
Idiot Prophet: "People of the world! The year is going to be upon us when all will cease to exsist, blah blah blah blah!"

Idiot 1: "OMG! This guy is so right, the world is going to blow up!"

Idiot 2: "Wow this guy should lecture in a Astronomy class!"

Me: "Hey Idiots, the world has been getting along just fine for over 4 billion years, why would it end now? Because of some Mayan calendar that stopped counting after December 21st 2012? Go fuck yourself you idiots."
by Anti-bser-missile December 11, 2009
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BFR

Stands for Battleframe Robotics, or Big Fucking robots from the Online game planetside. They used to pwn back around 2004 - 2005 until the community got the developer's attention to nerf it until it sucks.

It is a Bipedal Armored vehicle also known as a mech, however as of now since it was nerfed it doesn't really define a mech.

It has two variants, (Used to be 3) which the two are gunner variant, and flight variant for all three empires, The Flyer variant describes itself, it is a mech with flight capabilities but since it was nerfed it becomes a flying bullet magnet thanks to the bitchy planetside community complaining about the mech being too leet

To obtain the privalige to drive a BFR, you have to go into the caverns and score 75 unique kills and be accounted for 5 cavern facility captures. Many BFR owners complain that all the effort into getting the BFR is actually a waste of effort and time to get something that is shitty in combat.

Needless to say, if people want to drive and fight in real mechs they should play mechwarrior or something that has mechs in it. (The BFR's in planetside are an insult to the Mechwarrior Community.)

However with lame performance comes great appearance which actually does not surpass it's actual effectivness in general combat.
SoloSoftienoob: OMGZ!!1one a BFR!1 LAWL im gunna gets out my shotgun and go underneath the BFR and shoot it to death.

BFRpilot: Wtf?

Solosoftienoob: HAhah Pwnted! MY Shautgun is 1337!

BFRpilot: Goddamn a solo just went underneath my BFR and used his shotgun to blow it up, how the fuck does a gun that shoots out small beads penetrate my large ass war machine?! OMG!

Other Teammate: Stop bitching and drop it as a cert.
by Anti-bser-missile June 9, 2008
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hax

Hax is a common word said by a noob from a online game who gets killed by a professional player, thus the noob cries out "OMG HAX!!1" because the noob expects to be a god in a game when he/she really just sucks.

The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.
(Noob1 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one

(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)
by Anti-bser-missile February 26, 2008
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Troller

Someone who likes to troll, a person who either intentionally or pointlessly yells and swears and insults someone with no or some purpose. Usually spawned by agruements, disagreements, or just hatred. Trolling can also be conducted as a self-entertainment to the troller by causing a ignition in chat or in a internet forum.

Trolling is usually accompanied with spam, capital letters, bad grammar, and immature comments. They can be racist, elitest, or anything else that has to do with stereotypes.
Forum Poster: Hey, i was wondering does anyone know the address to the Rock concert?

Troller: FUK U YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU SUCK COCK CUZ YOU ARE A ROCK LOVER GO BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKHEAD!!!1one
by Anti-bser-missile February 20, 2009
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all my children

A Soap Opera based on depressed woman and men. IT is really fucked because it makes the world look so evil.

The acting is quite terrible and is a blight on TV.
One episode of All My Children:

Bionca: The reason i murdered your father is because he tried to rape me.
by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008
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emo kids

Emo kids are mentally ill people who are always depressed, feel rejected or hated.

Usually they have the appearance as a goth only more depressed and tipped over. Some emos get so upset with their live they will inflict pain on themselves such as using Exacto blades to cut themselves with. This is usually the first sign that the life they have is dangerous.

Emos are generally idiots in my opinion, because they never look at the bright side of things and always push downwards and listen to depressing stressful music instead of nice classical or something other than "IM GUNNA FUKKIN DIE IF I DUNT SEE MAH LIFE GOING OVER WITH THE DEMONS OF SHIT!!! ROOOOAARRRRRR"
Emo kids are fucked, they need to stop buying modelling knives and start having fun, Besides drugs.
by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008
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