Anti-bser-missile's definitions
Spazzout: When a Living thing (Usually cats) take off at ultra speeds and usually hit the wall from not having enough friction to stop thier hasting speed across a room.
A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.
Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.
When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.
Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.
When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A man walks into a room, and all the sudden makes the floor squeak, this slight noise causes a nearby cat or kitten to bolt across the room and hit the wall, then turn around and pounce the floor with front legs.
Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.
The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.
The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
by Anti-bser-missile September 29, 2008
Get the Spazzoutmug. Hax is a common word said by a noob from a online game who gets killed by a professional player, thus the noob cries out "OMG HAX!!1" because the noob expects to be a god in a game when he/she really just sucks.
The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.
The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.
(Noob1 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one
(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one
(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)
by Anti-bser-missile February 26, 2008
Get the haxmug. Player1: LOL i havs a hooge ****!!
Player2: Lol wut?
Player3: Wtf... *** admins blocking ****!
Player1: Omg Teh suxxorz!
Player2: Rofl.
Player1: Fine then, i haves a hooge Cauk!
Player2: There you go.
Player3: Hahaha!
Player2: Lol wut?
Player3: Wtf... *** admins blocking ****!
Player1: Omg Teh suxxorz!
Player2: Rofl.
Player1: Fine then, i haves a hooge Cauk!
Player2: There you go.
Player3: Hahaha!
by Anti-bser-missile June 21, 2008
Get the Caukmug. "Did he drop any good loot?" is a infamous one-liner reply to a obituary on the World of Warcraft forums. The name of the person who replied was the one and only moroldonfarm that was a level 1 priest from the Chromaggus realm. Shortly after this reply he gave out; blizzard deleted the thread and banned moroldonfarm's account. It did not take long until people leaked images of the thread and the reply to show proof that it was real. The reply of Moroldonfarm remains a Legacy to this day to many WoW players.
The Obituary:
Nano: i'm Nano's brother, as you know i've been playing with his account for some time now on Sona. i'm writing here to inform everyone who may care that nano passed away, we held his funeral on tuesday. the only reason im writing this here is that whenever i told him how people after months still wrought about how good nano was and some wrote how he was the best hunter etc. That statement always made him smile and i think its fair you all should know about whats happened so you may, even if you didnt have the pleasure of meeting him in game say a little prayer for him. He was a good soul and i know many of you who met him in game would agree. i want to thank you from his behalf for giving him many months of true pleasure in wow. thank you.
Reply from moroldonfarm:
Moroldonfarm: did he drop any good loot?
Nano: i'm Nano's brother, as you know i've been playing with his account for some time now on Sona. i'm writing here to inform everyone who may care that nano passed away, we held his funeral on tuesday. the only reason im writing this here is that whenever i told him how people after months still wrought about how good nano was and some wrote how he was the best hunter etc. That statement always made him smile and i think its fair you all should know about whats happened so you may, even if you didnt have the pleasure of meeting him in game say a little prayer for him. He was a good soul and i know many of you who met him in game would agree. i want to thank you from his behalf for giving him many months of true pleasure in wow. thank you.
Reply from moroldonfarm:
Moroldonfarm: did he drop any good loot?
by Anti-bser-missile February 20, 2009
Get the Did he drop any good loot?mug. Lifetime is a Channel on TV that runs movies and shows involving men being hateful rapists. This is potrayed most likely due to the Owner of lifetime is a Man hater lesbian. Many people Men and woman alike have Criticised Lifetime for being overboard, but that did not stop lifetime for airing some very irrational shows about Woman beaters. Every show features a man that owns a gun, and for some reason thats a bad thing so the woman freaks out and calls the police.
There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
Lifetime show:
Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?
Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!
Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!
(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?
Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!
Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!
(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008
Get the lifetimemug. 1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
by Anti-bser-missile February 1, 2009
Get the Bullshittermug. When a person, usually shy or insecure; sees another person who they think is incredibly attractive, and then can't think straight as a result of seeing the attractive person. After which, the person thinks to him/herself and becomes in disbelief and low self-esteem that they can't ask that person out because they aren't "worthy" to ask out someone so appealing.
This is golden heart syndrome, the act of throwing one self away from potential romance in belief that "they deserve better". Golden heart syndrome also has other side effects, such as refusing to ask someone out because the person they are going to ask might already be spoken for, thus it would be intrusive on that person's relationship.
This is golden heart syndrome, the act of throwing one self away from potential romance in belief that "they deserve better". Golden heart syndrome also has other side effects, such as refusing to ask someone out because the person they are going to ask might already be spoken for, thus it would be intrusive on that person's relationship.
*Shy dude with Golden Heart Syndrome walks into store and notices one of the ladies there was extremely beautiful that he previously seen there before. *
Beautiful lady: "Hey, welcome to PC shop, what can I help you with?"
Shy dude: "Umm uhhh right, I was uh.. Looking for a... Actually, I think I need to go..."
*Shy dude rushes out the door, sweating and nervous to get fresh air.*
Shy dude: "I don't deserve her. She needs someone better than me."
Pedestrian: "You ok pal? You look all riled up!"
Shy dude: "Oh me? I... I think i'll be ok..."
Beautiful lady: "Hey, welcome to PC shop, what can I help you with?"
Shy dude: "Umm uhhh right, I was uh.. Looking for a... Actually, I think I need to go..."
*Shy dude rushes out the door, sweating and nervous to get fresh air.*
Shy dude: "I don't deserve her. She needs someone better than me."
Pedestrian: "You ok pal? You look all riled up!"
Shy dude: "Oh me? I... I think i'll be ok..."
by Anti-bser-missile January 13, 2013
Get the Golden Heart Syndromemug.