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Someone who likes to troll, a person who either intentionally or pointlessly yells and swears and insults someone with no or some purpose. Usually spawned by agruements, disagreements, or just hatred. Trolling can also be conducted as a self-entertainment to the troller by causing a ignition in chat or in a internet forum.
Trolling is usually accompanied with spam, capital letters, bad grammar, and immature comments. They can be racist, elitest, or anything else that has to do with stereotypes.
Trolling is usually accompanied with spam, capital letters, bad grammar, and immature comments. They can be racist, elitest, or anything else that has to do with stereotypes.
Forum Poster: Hey, i was wondering does anyone know the address to the Rock concert?
Troller: FUK U YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU SUCK COCK CUZ YOU ARE A ROCK LOVER GO BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKHEAD!!!1one
Troller: FUK U YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU SUCK COCK CUZ YOU ARE A ROCK LOVER GO BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKHEAD!!!1one
by Anti-bser-missile February 20, 2009
Get the Troller mug.The alleged year of doomsday. December 21st, 2012. The year where idiots crowd the streets shouting out prophecies to the other idiots who believe it will happen. Doomsday was believed to be Y2k but it was then moved over to 2012 because of the Mayan calendar's date ending in 2012 sparks out desperate theories that we are all going to die. Planet X is a internet hoax, etc.
The problem with modern society is that people listen to idiots who barely have a chunk of knowledge in astronomy and physics clinging to thier stupid spiritual rhetorical philosophies.
The problem with modern society is that people listen to idiots who barely have a chunk of knowledge in astronomy and physics clinging to thier stupid spiritual rhetorical philosophies.
Idiot Prophet: "People of the world! The year is going to be upon us when all will cease to exsist, blah blah blah blah!"
Idiot 1: "OMG! This guy is so right, the world is going to blow up!"
Idiot 2: "Wow this guy should lecture in a Astronomy class!"
Me: "Hey Idiots, the world has been getting along just fine for over 4 billion years, why would it end now? Because of some Mayan calendar that stopped counting after December 21st 2012? Go fuck yourself you idiots."
Idiot 1: "OMG! This guy is so right, the world is going to blow up!"
Idiot 2: "Wow this guy should lecture in a Astronomy class!"
Me: "Hey Idiots, the world has been getting along just fine for over 4 billion years, why would it end now? Because of some Mayan calendar that stopped counting after December 21st 2012? Go fuck yourself you idiots."
by Anti-bser-missile December 11, 2009
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The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.
The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.
(Noob1 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one
(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one
(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)
by Anti-bser-missile February 26, 2008
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A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.
Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.
When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.
Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.
When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A man walks into a room, and all the sudden makes the floor squeak, this slight noise causes a nearby cat or kitten to bolt across the room and hit the wall, then turn around and pounce the floor with front legs.
Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.
The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.
The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
by Anti-bser-missile September 29, 2008
Get the Spazzout mug.A Large often bipedal war machine that originated from the French book "War of the Worlds" With artistic renditions of a Tripod with three legas and a abdomen, however mechs only became popular in the 1980's with the release of the battletech series from FASA and started a whole new revolution in futuristic fictional warfare.
Ever since then, spin offs like the Computer Simulation games mechwarrior was released allowing players to enter a virtual cockpit on a battlefield, and even extended interest in japanese anime artists. Mechs are often depicted as large and usually destructive machines that can take punishment and give massive punishment.
Japanese engineers decided to try and make a mech, and sarted on it's work in the early 2000's and it was finished. However this mech in general or simply known as "Land Walker" instead of moving with limbs that lift and step, the legs slide on the ground with wheels underneath the feet of the walker. This Land walker was made by Sakakibara Kikai.
Other companies have stated that they are working on making mechs however in this time of age it is very difficult to harness the engineering to design such a mech, especially how it was envisioned in mechwarrior: Fast heavy and dangerous walkers. The main issue with creating a Mech is the limbs, the heavy weight that would incorperate the mech would make it harder for engineers to actually make it function properly, and it would need a powerful enough energy source powering it's move.
Many have attempted to make a Properly functional mech but there always becomes issues that takes geniuses to accomplish, but even then many picture a battlemech to be nothing more that a huge walking target. If a mech is to stand tall, and take punishment it needs great armor, but great armor like the M1a2 Main battle tank is extremely heavy for the Mech's Hydraulic actuators and servos.
Design is key in making a mech, and anyone could be the first one to make a fully successful mechanized vehicle, even though it may take years to come there will be a time when someone does it.
Words related to a mech:
mecha
Battletech
Walker
Battlemech
BFR
Robot
ExoSkeleton
Gundam
Armoredcore
Mechwarrior
Ever since then, spin offs like the Computer Simulation games mechwarrior was released allowing players to enter a virtual cockpit on a battlefield, and even extended interest in japanese anime artists. Mechs are often depicted as large and usually destructive machines that can take punishment and give massive punishment.
Japanese engineers decided to try and make a mech, and sarted on it's work in the early 2000's and it was finished. However this mech in general or simply known as "Land Walker" instead of moving with limbs that lift and step, the legs slide on the ground with wheels underneath the feet of the walker. This Land walker was made by Sakakibara Kikai.
Other companies have stated that they are working on making mechs however in this time of age it is very difficult to harness the engineering to design such a mech, especially how it was envisioned in mechwarrior: Fast heavy and dangerous walkers. The main issue with creating a Mech is the limbs, the heavy weight that would incorperate the mech would make it harder for engineers to actually make it function properly, and it would need a powerful enough energy source powering it's move.
Many have attempted to make a Properly functional mech but there always becomes issues that takes geniuses to accomplish, but even then many picture a battlemech to be nothing more that a huge walking target. If a mech is to stand tall, and take punishment it needs great armor, but great armor like the M1a2 Main battle tank is extremely heavy for the Mech's Hydraulic actuators and servos.
Design is key in making a mech, and anyone could be the first one to make a fully successful mechanized vehicle, even though it may take years to come there will be a time when someone does it.
Words related to a mech:
mecha
Battletech
Walker
Battlemech
BFR
Robot
ExoSkeleton
Gundam
Armoredcore
Mechwarrior
The mech is considered a bipedal war machine with enourmous weight and deadly firepower that can dominate the battlefield.
Engineer1: Hey, did you see those anime mechs?
Engineer2: Yeah, they are damn ugly, and they look too
incosistant and reliable.
Engineer3: Yeah and what is with those Eye balls? Do they actually do something?
Engineer1: Hey, did you see those anime mechs?
Engineer2: Yeah, they are damn ugly, and they look too
incosistant and reliable.
Engineer3: Yeah and what is with those Eye balls? Do they actually do something?
by Anti-bser-missile June 11, 2008
Get the Mech mug.Of, or pertaining to elite. Someone who thinks he/she is beyond everyone else in a dominant figure. A Person who thinks that everyone else is worthless and disabled. Elitests are believed to be smarter and more stronger than a commoner.
Elitests tend to be rude, cocky, arrogant, and very selfish; that's the combination of a elitest.
Elitests tend to be rude, cocky, arrogant, and very selfish; that's the combination of a elitest.
Commoner: I have such a hard time learning how to drive..
Elitest: Maybe cause your brain is obsolete you common trash!
Elitest: Maybe cause your brain is obsolete you common trash!
by Anti-bser-missile February 21, 2009
Get the Elitest mug.1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
by Anti-bser-missile February 1, 2009
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