10 definitions by Anthony Wheeler

ultimadum

a set of terms that must be met or else your in deep shit.

"If you don't meet the 5 conditions of the ULTIMADUM I've set, your in deep shit!"

by Anthony Wheeler October 16, 2007

Wife

The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007

wife

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007