Anonymus Bosch's definitions

oblividroid

A person that automatically does things without thinking about them.

That oblividroid just went ahead and processed the request without even noticing how absurd it was!

by Anonymus Bosch November 18, 2005

eBay Millionaire

An online gamer that buys (with real money) currency in an online world (pretend money) from someone who's really good at figuring out how to make money in an online world.

The exchange rate can be outrageous... 20 million in-game currency units for 10-20 actual dollars.

Pythagoras: "That level TWO Cleric just gave me a million gold pieces for no reason!"

Fluffybunny: "Methinks I smell an eBay Millionaire."

by Anonymus Bosch October 17, 2006

dork

A person that, while bathing in a bathtub, farts and then either bites at or pops the resulting bubbles. I personally first heard this definition in the early 70s.

(bathroom door opens, howl of anguish, door slams) Mister, your wife's a DORK! I mean an ACTUAL DORK!

by Anonymus Bosch July 28, 2008

ton-up

Accelerating your vehicle to over 100mph.

"John did the ton-up on the way over."

by Anonymus Bosch September 29, 2005

froob

A rude football fan.

That froob is so sauced on 3.2 he couldn't shut it to save his mother's life!

by Anonymus Bosch January 12, 2006

ton

"the ton" A speed of 100mph.

John nearly did the ton on the way to work.

by Anonymus Bosch September 30, 2005

White Noise

Reasonably obscure punk band from Minnesota during the mid-eighties. Not skinhead, despite the name. They were just white and noisy, plain and simple.

Matilda fell on the beer in Richard's basement while White Noise repeated their first set.

by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006