2 definitions by Anonymous, Well I think?

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

Annoying 14 years old girls that got a point (or not) in a conversation or the person just don't care.

Man-"Hey it's my birthday tomorrow.
Lady-Soooooooooooooo?
Man-So what?
Lady-Do you expect me to come to your stupid birthday?
-*sad Man noises*"