1 definition by Anonymonymony
When an unattractive man tries to flirt with a female co-worker, it's deemed sexual harassment. However, when it's an attractive man, it's innocent flirting.
Bob from Accounting - I complimented Linda on her promotion yesterday. Now she's threatening to sue the pants off me for sexual harassment.
Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.
Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?
Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.
Bob - D'oh!
Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.
Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?
Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.
Bob - D'oh!
by Anonymonymony March 12, 2009