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1 definition by Anna S. Taqueria

 
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a jock-sniffing, athletic has-been manchild; one that grows pubic hair in kindergarden; inhabits large, smelly basements playing video games for weeks upon weeks; dislikes beavers and sedas; has a fetish for all things named Sven; humps all things that have legs, including dogs.
Look at that ogre! He just put peanut butter on his balls so his dog could give him felatio!
by Anna S. Taqueria November 09, 2005