1 definition by Anna S. Taqueria
a jock-sniffing, athletic has-been manchild; one that grows pubic hair in kindergarden; inhabits large, smelly basements playing video games for weeks upon weeks; dislikes beavers and sedas; has a fetish for all things named Sven; humps all things that have legs, including dogs.
by Anna S. Taqueria November 10, 2005