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After feeding your parter a copious amount of laxatives, you then proceed to pack the anal cavity with up to a half gram of cocaine. After which you engage in the act of analingus/rimming and while pressing upward on the lower abdomen you instruct your partner to blast as much ass vapor as possible. This running the risk of filling your nasal cavity with a large amount of cocaine, and or liquid human shit.
-Bruh, I took that chick home from the party last night and we took a stroll through the Miami minefield and I got blowed up.

-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.
by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021
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An epiphany specifically dealing with the discovery or realization of empathy. A grand and potentially life altering realization of the existence of another’s emotions and thought process as a concept.
- I didn’t give a fuck about your bullshit until I had a major empiphany.

- In the middle of beating this dudes face in I had a major empiphany and all of a sudden I felt bad and stopped to make sure he had a dental plan.

- while subjecting my girlfriend to a significant amount of anal tearing her cries of agony caused a major empiphany that brought me to the realization that I should have used lubricant.
by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021
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