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Cradle

(v.) To fill a toilet completely to the rim with toilet paper and THEN poop on top of the wad

When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
Guy 1: Jake was being a dick at his part last night so we cradled his toilet
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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Grand Slam

(n.) The act of combining Cradle and Upper Deck, thus ruining a toilet completely.
Guy 1: Have you seen the bathroom?
Guy 2: No what happened to it?
Guy 1: Someone destroyed it...with shit. They cradled it AND upper decked it.
Guy 1: THE GRAND SLAMMMM
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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