The single acceptable
greeting gesture that will bring the American culture full circle. An abrupt
collision of two individuals hands to signify coolness, acknowledgement, amusement, agreement, or testosterone (in the case
of a male.)
April 21st is National High Five
So the other day I was doing some grocery shopping in this
little hippie organic
food store close
to my summer pad here in hippyville
. I was deep in thought, debating between vegetable
or three cheese spaghetti sauce, when
a skinny hippie dude with
a long beard accidentally bumped
into me as he was excitedly loading some granola
product into his hippie organic food
In a sort of delayed
reaction-where-am-I-who-are-you-kind of way he said, "so sorry sister friend, didn’t mean to bump you."
I, being the forgiving cool person that I am, replied in my classic-no-worries-reassuring-cool-as-fxxk-voice that it was not big deal, sxxt happens and life moves on...did he have any recommendations on vegetable
or three cheese spaghetti sauce?
"Oh for sure, definitely the Veggie, it's all about the vegan
style" he said.
style? Whatever man. Thanks, veggies are tight. High Five
***Oh fo sure...right there and then me and that old hippie dude gave each
other a sweet ass hippie High Five
it should be done.
Keep on keeping.