Angry Salamander's definitions

Crazy Loon

One who is seriously crazy or deranged (needs assistance as soon as possible).

Person 1: "Wow that guy is wearing clothes..."
Person 2: "What a crazy loon!"

by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005

score whore

Someone who constantly goes to the "winning" team never ever wanting to be on the losing team, better improving his or her score.

Score Whore: "Since the Counter-Terroist team is stacked I'm going to go and leave the Terroist team to die."

by Angry Salamander November 5, 2005

Northwest Airlines

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

by Angry Salamander July 14, 2006

negative distance

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

Ryan has negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

Cola War

When Pepsi or Coca-Cola comes out with a drink that the other competitor doesn't have.

Pepsi - Coca-Cola
Diet Pepsi - Diet Coke
Pepsi Vanilla - Vanilla Coke
Wild Cherry Pepsi - Cherry Coke
Pepsi Lime - Coke with Lime
Pepsi One - Coca-Cola Zero

There is no substitute for Coke, so there should not be another Cola War.

by Angry Salamander July 6, 2006

Bunny Hopping

When someone from the gaming world (video games), likes to jump around like a crazy person while shooting. Some people even consider bunny hopping cheating, oh my.

Person 1: "MY GOD!!! Look at him he's hacking!!!"
Person 2: "No he's not hacking it's called bunny hopping..."
Person 1: "Oh right, samething ban him..."

by Angry Salamander November 5, 2005

Negative Distance

When something goes in the opposite direction it is intended to; use your imagination.

Ryan is negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 23, 2005