negative distance

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

Ryan has negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 09, 2005

Negative Distance

When something goes in the opposite direction it is intended to; use your imagination.

Ryan is negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 23, 2005

error

When your computer freezes then starts playing an annoying sound over and over again, driving you so insane you decide to jump off a bridge with your computer in one hand and the manual in the other.

Person: "OMG! This ERROR not again!"

by Angry Salamander October 27, 2005

Heal me

When your playing a game, look down see your health bar is almost empty, and yell heal me!

Even though you know your going to get raped by this monster but you will try to blame it on the healer.

*Healer spontaneously combusts*
Person: "Heal me!"
Healer: "Ya it would help if I was alive..."
Person: "Oh crap!"
*Person dies*

by Angry Salamander October 27, 2005