12 definitions by Angie did it

Angie

An Angie gets its reputation for stealing your mans. These types of Angie’s usually have blonde hair, BIG eyes and teeth and are seen hitting up on or sleeping with your crush.

Hey watch out there’s an Angie over there better make a move before those big eyes do!

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Ghettophile

A Ghettophile is a ghetto pedophile who is often seen on the streets flexing thinking he can get those racks up. Since Ghettophiles are so ghetto they just steal skateboards to go skeet down the street. If you see a Ghettophile you’ll be okay since they can’t afford a basement to drag you into.

“Yo what’s that over there?”
“Oh that’s just a Ghettophile”

by Angie did it December 12, 2018

Angie’s Teeth

Angie’s teeth will reverse an erection at first sight. Angie’s teeth look like that fucking chick from the Thornberry movie. Angie’s teeth will make you rethink your job of being a dentist. Angie’s teeth will make you want to put on sunglasses at night time. You’ll know when you see Angie’s teeth.

“Yoooo what the fuck is up with that person’s teeth”
“Oh that’s Angie’s Teeth!”

by Angie did it December 12, 2018

Swish Swish Angie

Swish Swish Angie likes to take the dance floor all like Swish. They like to spin around with BIG eyes and purple nails. Swish Swish Angie are usually seen jacked up on LSD. If you see a Swish Swish Angie go dance with it.

“Who’s that BIG eyed blonde chick over there?”
“That’s Swish Swish Angie!”

by Angie did it December 12, 2018

Clarke

Clarke is a good guy that usually knows how to have fun until you piss a Clarke off. When Clarke doesn’t have you blocked, he is a cool dude that likes to stalk your posts on Instagram. Clarke is perfect to harass. Don’t make Clarke upset though or else Clarke will report your posts and tattle tale to his family. Clarke loves the colour yellow but not as much as he loves to creep on you at rave concerts.

“Who blocked you on Instagram”
“Oh that was just Clarke being Clarke”

by Angie did it February 9, 2019

Angie Circus

Angie Circus’ are full of SURPRISES!! They have magical Angie rides with Angie games and Angie foods but don’t forget it’s an Angie Circus after all! You can find the finest LSD and BIG eyes at Angie Circus’. If you’re ever in town don’t forget to stop by the Angie Circus!

“I’m so bored I don’t know what to do.”
“Let’s go to the Angie Circus!”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie the Seagull

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.

“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”

“Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018