3 definitions by Andypal

Calling in sick to work the Day After A Seattle Seahawks game.
I had such a hangover after the Seahawks beat the Green Bay Packers I had to call in to work "seasick".
by Andypal January 20, 2015
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A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.
After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.
by Andypal September 7, 2010
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When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by Andypal February 15, 2019
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