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1 definition by AndyRSC

 
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An absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant.
The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."
by AndyRSC October 23, 2010