Definitions by Andy Tiger

falcon 

Mis-pronunciation for the word vulcan, particularly common for people with a Belfast accent.

"I was on the Enterprise and this falcon stole my lucky charms"

falcon by Andy Tiger July 20, 2008

spade 

A sturdy digging tool having a thick handle and a heavy, flat blade that can be pressed into the ground with the foot, that is usually called by its proper term

"I call a spade a 'spade'"

spade by Andy Tiger July 16, 2008

numbers 

male genitalia, specifically the testicles

"What are you doing to your numbers?"
"Scratching them, they're giving me an itch"

numbers by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

premier league 

Used to describe something as being of the highest quality.

"Oh that is Premier League. Ten on ten."

premier league by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

northern magic 

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

northern magic by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

Hull one-two

An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')

"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"

Hull one-two by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

nasty bastard

A canine that is particularly troublesome when trying to be forced into a car.

"You were having a bit of trouble getting that dog into the car the other night weren't you, right nasty bastard!"

nasty bastard by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005