Andy Tiger's definitions

Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

right laugh

Something being particularly funny or entertaining.

"You should film up her skirt and put it on the internet, it'll be a right laugh!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

numbers

male genitalia, specifically the testicles

"What are you doing to your numbers?"
"Scratching them, they're giving me an itch"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

congrats

Abbreviation for 'congratulations'

"Jon, congrats on the RC job"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

spade

A sturdy digging tool having a thick handle and a heavy, flat blade that can be pressed into the ground with the foot, that is usually called by its proper term

"I call a spade a 'spade'"

by Andy Tiger July 16, 2008

northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

nasty bastard

A canine that is particularly troublesome when trying to be forced into a car.

"You were having a bit of trouble getting that dog into the car the other night weren't you, right nasty bastard!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005