3 definitions by Andy Howerson

Hobosexual

A person who is exclusively attracted to homeless people.

I saw Johnny at the shelter last night, I think he might be a hobosexual.

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016

Dutch Mudbath

A sex act involving three men in which one man receives anal while performing oral while the man receiving oral defecates into his hand and smears it on the back of the receptive partner.

Would you two handsome gentlemen care to join me in a dutch mudbath?

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016

Crapsnatch

Butthole. Usually in reference to its function as a sex organ.

Last weekend I was balls deep in homeboy's crapsnatch......Booyah!!

These spunk crusties are making my crapsnatch itch!

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016