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5 definitions by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher

 
1.
When a guy is dating a girl and she is so loose that hes needs a ship to get her off.
Ever since John has been dating Kerri, hes made the rank of Muff Admiral.
by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004
 
2.
A female who loves to tcikle the sausage with her esphogas
"Man look at the peter-cheeks on that girl"
by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004
 
3.
When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff
Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.
by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004
 
4.
your dirty cock sucking mouth
Shut your man pleaser Lindsey
by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 31, 2004
 
5.
When you spooge in a girls brown-eye then you piss in it R. Kelly style and you make another ho-bag toss it back like a shot out of bitch #1's rectum.
Yo ladies, you thirsty? Time for some jizz and juice.
by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 22, 2004