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Note: this is about the prep found in every American High school, not the older definition. Just so you know.

Egotistical, materialistic, close-minded assholes that nobody besides other preps like. They are found in every school in the US, but are mainly found in Catholic and private high schools. They are shallow and usually rely on the media to tell them what is and isnt poplular. Fashion, hygene and dating are the top priorities of preps, and most if not all of their conversations consist of gossip and whos dating/breaking up with so-and-so. Preps often have huge egos (or try to have huge egos) and think theyre a gift from God, even though they usually go on to live a pointless life working in an office cubicle while the "omg totally ewww gross" people they made fun of go on to be musicians, artists, or any other job that requires creativity.

Girls- girl preps are usually seen wearing extremely tight Abercrombie and Hollister clothes that they bought with mommy and daddy's money, because everybody else is wearing them. They usually outgrow these clothes within a matter of months, then go back to mommy and daddy and ask for another $200 so they can buy more. Girl preps usually refuse to socialize with guys they find "un crush-worthy", and so as a result have very few friends of the opposite sex. Most of the time these girls dont like the guys for their personality, but for their looks. This means many shallow relationships. Their music preferance mostly consists of "pop-punk" bands like Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco, as that is what the media has told them to like. Usually have no reconizable abilities or talents other than dating, and if you handed them a guitar or any other object that takes skill, chances are they wouldnt even be able to hold it right.

Guys- Prep guys can usually be seen wearing polo shirts and a crew cut atop their head. They are usually posers, acting nice when friends are absent and then picking on the closest non-prep whenever a friend is nearby. Their intrests consist of sports, clothes, and most of all, girls. Their music preferance is mainly rap, which is ironic since a guy prep will never hesitate to make fun of someone who is poor or percieved as poor. Guy preps usually restrain from risk-taking activities such as drugs, alcohol and sex. Not because it they think its the right thing to do, but simply because they are too scared. Like girl preps, they will only talk to a member of the opposite sex if they are "hott". Also like girl preps, often lack any talent and go on to work in an office cubicle for the rest of their life, serving no purpose to society.
Prep Girl 1: omg like, ewwwww omgg look at that total non-hottie over there

Prep Girl 2: omg like ewwwwww!!!!

Me: excuse me for not having a crew cut, shallow-ass bitches.

Prep Girl 1: omg like youre not even hott enough to talk to us ewwww

Me: why dont you go ask mommy and daddy for another $400 and get the hell out of my presence?

Prep Girl 2: omggg like ya speaking of which Ashley I just saw this totally cute thong at Abercrombie it was soooo totally cute!!

Prep Girl 1: omg totally Christine!! *both walk away*

by Andy, I Am June 5, 2007
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American automobile manufacturer founded in 1925 by Walter Chrysler. The orginal Chrysler Corporation existed from 1925 to 1998, when it was taken over (excused me, "merged") by Daimler, a German company. In the 1960s and early 70s, Chrysler was known for their sporty models through their 3 divisions: Chrysler, Dodge, and Plymouth. By the late 1970s however, Chrysler was falling on hard times as gas prices rose, and nearly went out of business. The subcompacts Dodge Omni and Plymouth Horizon changed that in 1978, and 3 years later The famous "K"-cars restored Chrysler completely. In 2007, Cerubus Management bought Chrysler from Daimler, and it seems that Chrysler is finally restoring itself to its pre-Daimler days.

Chrysler suffered extensive quality problems throughout the 1980s and 90s, the most notorious being the switchover to low-quality "uniprime" 2-coat paint in 1985, which peeled off in sheets. Defective transmissions and poorly applied trim pieces were also a problem. With the Daimler takeover, the quality of Chrysler vehicles improved dramatically, but unfortunately the reputation has not. To this day, many people still see Chrysler vehicles as those POS throwaway cars that fall apart in 5 years.

From 1963 to 1997, the Pentastar, a pentagon with a star in the middle, was Chrysler's logo, and appeared as badging on all cars from 1981 to 1993. The pentastar was retired in 1998 because Daimler thought it was too similar to their own logo, although it can still be found on the windows of all Chryslers and Chrysler parts, as well as dealer signage. As of 2007, Chrysler is apparently going to revive the pentastar, although it is not yet known if it will be used as car badging like it was in the 1980s and 90s, or just as the corporate logo, as it was until the takeover.
My Aunt's '87 Plymouth Voyager was rusted with hubcaps and door handles missing and the paint peeling off, but it still ran for 12 years before it died. Gotta love those 80s Chryslers.

Look at that POS Dodge Neon with the fogged-up headlights and front bumber missing...isnt that thing only a few years old???

80s-90s Chrysler products are always the first to die in Demolition Derbies.
by Andy, I Am June 5, 2007
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