2 definitions by Andy Chap

chap

When you are reet mint as oot at something.

or

Physical violence

Booker T is the chap, he reet dished oot the chaps on the worlds strongest cock Mark Henry to win the worlds blackest cock award in the wrestling.

by Andy Chap March 2, 2004

penance

Thepunishment ( generally washing dishes ) Giving to the odious little cretin Mr Neil when he wet the bed by Peinchka Pete.

jackie 1"Neil has pissed the bed again"
jackie 2"Right that's it Penance"

smoke alarm noise
all jackies (screaching) "PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM"
jackie 3 " Neil if you don't get them fucking dishes done now Peinchka Pete is gonna dish out some reet chaps"

by Andy Chap March 2, 2004