1 definition by Andrew_B_is_short_and_stubby

A chode is a man's penis that is NASTY!!
Chodes are fatter than they are long.
Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting!

Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man.

uncircumsized chodes are the WORST!
dude: "Omg i heard Andrew B had an UNCIRCUMSIZED CHODE!!!!"
girl: "Yea he totally does! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows!!"
dude: "ew thats sick!"
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